Binge-Watching: The Mandate of Exemptions
Welcome, citizen. As a valued member of our great nation, you're here because you're curious about the art of binge-watching. Or, you know, you just want to waste a few hours of your life on our website.
We, at the Mandate of Exemptions, are experts in the field of excessive television viewing. Our team of highly trained professionals (okay, it's just Bob from accounting) have compiled the following list of binge-watching tactics to help you achieve your goal of consuming an entire season in one sitting.
Tactic 1: The "I'll just watch one more episode" Loop
You start with a good intention, but soon find yourself stuck in a never-ending cycle of "just one more." It's like a hamster wheel, but with more sweatpants.
Learn how to break the cycle The Binge-Watching Trap Overcoming the Hangover The Rewatch, Rewatch, Replay, Reproblem, Reproblematique